Adventures of Buttercup McDuck

Tales from a Romance Author's Assistant

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Ducks Should Be in the South

Dahlins, Buttercup stuck her beautiful head outside this morning and discovered it’s cold outside!  I should definitely be down South where it’s lots warmer.  This cold stuff is for you humans who like it, not us ducks.

If I were in the South, I could be lounging on a beach by the ocean soaking up some rays!  Instead I’m here in Iowa freezing my little tushy off.  This is not good, dahlins.  I need a studly muffin to keep me warm.  Where’s my TeJon?  Oh TeJon, dahlin, come here, Buttercup needs her little webbed feet rubbed.